National flirt with your crush day

On November 19th you have to flirt with your crush.

(Guy/girl) : “Damn girl/boy your fine-“

(Guy/girl): “ew wth”

(Guy/girl): “sorry it’s national flirt with your crush day.”

by Puddingcakez November 18, 2020

Return the Flirt

When you flirt with someone, even if you are not attracted to them, just because they flirted first. Can be done consciously or unconsciously. Can be done by men or women. Can even be done by a heterosexual when he/she is flirted with by a homosexual.

Guy 1: What were you doing flirting with that girl?! She's and ugly ass bitch! and you have a girlfriend! I know she has a thing for you but still man

Guy 2: Wait What? I didn't even realize. I must have just been a return the flirt instance.

by iisscene August 7, 2009

flirt flusher

Someone who flirts with someone, and is initially successfull, but then flushes it all down the toilet by doing something stupid.

#1. Mike is a flirt flusher: Nancy asked him to help her put on her coat and then he grabbed her crotch and flushed all his hard earned flirt points down the toilet! She was pissed!

#2. Shaner is a flirt flusher: He got Nessa's phone number, and then ridiculed her son (not realizing he was her son).

by Ed Vyzer March 10, 2009

Flirtard

A person who cannot flirt, with positive outcomes.

He's such a fucking flirtard.

by Rayne420 June 5, 2009

flint water

Water that tastes like it could cause prenatal disfiguration.

I never drink from that drinking fountain; it dispenses flint water.

by Slurpadurpapurp August 23, 2016

Flirt

The best sport ever. Can be taken as a sport.

I flirted with a really hot guy in school and he likes me.

by Venizia January 29, 2008

fred flintstone

One who leaves the office precisely at quitting time usually while his colleagues are still at their desks. In reference to the beginning of the cartoon where the work whistle blows and Fred yells YABAA DABBA DOO! and runs out of work.

Joe pulled a Fred Flintstone last night and was on the elevator at 5 pm on the dot.

by J Matts November 9, 2006