Facadomer

A person who isn't what they portray

The facadomer told great stories about things that never happened

by Theodore Bone June 12, 2018

Flaaka

A drug, also known as BATHE SALTS that people ingest either by smoking, snorting OR slamming it, which creates flesh eating zombies.

"FLAAKA.... That shit be crayy crayy!! It be makin' you hella actin' stooopid differ!!"
"Yo, yo TRU STAWRY BRAH! IT'S FER TRU, FER RIIZLE!!"

by VixenBeck June 16, 2018

Flabagondable

An amazing person who you just cannot describe. You live them so much but cannot put it in a sentence.

Dude 1: woa that girl she’s so cool I can’t explain it....
Dude 2: shes flabagondable bro

by Coolioimani February 11, 2020

Flaccidity Effect

A boner buzzkill so intense it is like your mom trying to pound ketchup out of a new bottle

Dude 1: man my homework was so boring my boner crashed like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!

Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!

by Xtappo February 27, 2020

Flaccidity Effect

A boner buzzkill so intense it is like your mom trying to pound ketchup out of a new bottle

Dude 1: man my homework was so boring my boner crashed like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!

Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!

by Xtappo February 27, 2020

flaccid arse hole

Used by young people in the UK to describe the action of workers of the Royal Mail postage service of the UK being lazy and greedy. This term refers to the expression below, showing how little people like how bad their postage services are.

They charged me 16 quid extra for my Mr Beast merch. They can shove their stamping machines up their flaccid arse hole.

by JohnnoJohnson December 4, 2020

Flaccid Reflux

Flaccid Reflux : when a man, post intercourse, gets up too quickly and a waterfall of nut pours out his soft phallic member unpleasantly.

" Miss Frizzle has such a gorilla grip WAP that after sex my flaccid reflux acted up and nutted all over her charcuterie board."

by matt Booch January 20, 2021