fatmouth

A famous serial rapist, that emerged in the 21st century.

"oops i dropped my wallet"
*enter fatmouth*

by Gritto October 9, 2003

Fatkini

1. A swimsuit worn by insecure fat women who would rather be seen wearing diaper-shaped bottoms than let people see their enormous FUPA. It's purpose is to make overweight girls feign confidence and think they're tricking people into thinking they're not fat.

1. "Why is that girl wearing a diaper to the beach?"

"It's not a diaper, it's a fatkini."

by Gabbi Grabby April 20, 2015

Fatcon

To eradicate troll from train stations

He must have Fatconed those trolls a hundred times!

by Daniel Corr December 3, 2004

Fatmouse

A very old internet joke that doesn't seem to be dying. It is the counterpart to TubCat who was way cooler.

Fatmouse will consume you. He is in search of carbohydrates.

by Necromantix October 2, 2003

fatkingrat

this 'thing' is a 'friend' i had in school once, he is fat, smelly, and a disease to humanity!
dont worry though, i just blanked him one time for the rest of my life and we havent spoken since. i occasionally see him in town with his parents (which are his only friends)

hay u remember fatkingrat???
oh yeah....he smelt
yeah, i hope hes dead

by McGeagh June 8, 2004

fankoon

a sankoon

you are a fankoon, you sankoon.

by mux March 1, 2004

fakohol

A drink prepared to look, and even made to somewhat taste like an alcoholic beverage, but is in fact not. Often given to a jackass to prove stupidity, often resulting in them acting like an extreme frunk.

Bill: Dude, David is such a damn frunk.
Ted: What makes you say that, he's had like 10 of those things man.
Bill: Yeah, but it's fakohol, all it is is cranberry juice and diet canada dry!
Ted: Wow, what a jackass

by tEkTonICK January 14, 2008