A drink prepared to look, and even made to somewhat taste like an alcoholic beverage, but is in fact not. Often given to a jackass to prove stupidity, often resulting in them acting like an extreme frunk.
Bill: Dude, David is such a damn frunk.
Ted: What makes you say that, he's had like 10 of those things man.
Bill: Yeah, but it's fakohol, all it is is cranberry juice and diet canada dry!
Ted: Wow, what a jackass
Ted: What makes you say that, he's had like 10 of those things man.
Bill: Yeah, but it's fakohol, all it is is cranberry juice and diet canada dry!
Ted: Wow, what a jackass
by tEkTonICK January 14, 2008
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Dude 1: Where's Jeff?
Dude 2: He hasn't left his room in days. What's happened?
Dude 3: Jeff? He's a fapoholic.
Dudes 1+2: Oh right. Twat.
Dude 2: He hasn't left his room in days. What's happened?
Dude 3: Jeff? He's a fapoholic.
Dudes 1+2: Oh right. Twat.
by MHWPJ November 6, 2011
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