fakohol 

A drink prepared to look, and even made to somewhat taste like an alcoholic beverage, but is in fact not. Often given to a jackass to prove stupidity, often resulting in them acting like an extreme frunk.

Bill: Dude, David is such a damn frunk.
Ted: What makes you say that, he's had like 10 of those things man.
Bill: Yeah, but it's fakohol, all it is is cranberry juice and diet canada dry!
Ted: Wow, what a jackass

fakohol by tEkTonICK January 14, 2008

fapoholic

Someone addicted to fapping, like an alcoholic is addicted to alcohol. Usually a lonely idiot who drives away his girl/boyfriend by favouring fapping over them.

Dude 1: Where's Jeff?

Dude 2: He hasn't left his room in days. What's happened?

Dude 3: Jeff? He's a fapoholic.

Dudes 1+2: Oh right. Twat.

fapoholic by MHWPJ November 6, 2011