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Factarded

Someone who is incapable of understanding the difference between an actually factually documented occurrence and opinion, myth, urban legends and outright lies. May be applied to conspiracy theorists, science deniers and religious fundamentalists. This is the kind of person who will be certain that the drunk guy next to him at the bar knows some kind of great secret when thousands of witnesses, documented evidence and hours of video footage prove otherwise. Note that this should not apply to people in cases where a true difference of opinion may take place, such as political ideology or favorite sports teams, but only in cases where a person seems incapable of accepting massive amounts of empirical evidence.
Alice: "There is no evidence to support that humans contribute to global warming. It's a conspiracy between scientists so Al-Qaeda can keep our oil."

Bob: "What the hell, are you factarded or something?"
by DrBruz January 27, 2015
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Fagtard

(n.) An insult used to describe someone who manages to be a faggot and a retard at the same time.
Person 1: How does Jason manage to be such a faggot and a retard at the same time?

Person 2: Yeah, that's because he spent years training to be the world's number one fagtard.
by TytaAlba October 12, 2015
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Fagtard

A term to call someone as in insult, referring to homosexuals and handicapped people
by LifeDestroy1988 November 14, 2015
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famtastic

When you talk about your fam and how fantastic they are.
Fam #1- I can't wait to hang out.
Fam #2- Whenever we hang out, it's famtastic.
by taddy_paddy September 25, 2016
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Fanta fapping

The art of dismembering ones hand and using it to masturbate
Ian "rick, have you ever tried fanta fapping "?
Rick "no whats that"?

Ian" look it up on urban dictionary"
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Famtasy

When a person fancy's someone and thinks about what their kids might look like.
Mel: look at mikes blonde hair and big blue eyes, im having such a famtasy right now.
by BADMAGIK December 24, 2017
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Fanta forest

I think I have a Fanta forest, not anecessarily oak forrest
by Adolescent Wolverine March 14, 2018
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