feceful

full of shit, from the latin root for shit

you did J. Lo? ...feceful

by Matt Wisdom July 20, 2008

Fecal Reasoning

fecal reasoning- can be used like Fecal Justification, meaning the justification one utilizes in order to justify their defecation in a socially unacceptable manner/location

"The only reason I shit in the bucket is cuz were on the boat."

Kristen, spare me your fecal reasoning please

by Tony. 305. October 15, 2007

fechow

Eating while on the toilet. It's a combination of fecal (as in matter) and chow (as in food).

Matt's constipation kept him on the toilet for so long he had to fechow his lunch.

by chicken love March 4, 2009

Fecal amnesia

A condition in which the person does not remember when they last had a bowel movement. Most commonly effects college girls.

My stomach hurts and I don't remember if I pooped yesterday or the day before. I must have fecal amnesia.

by Larry56 April 7, 2013

Feces Feneagler

A person grabs feces out of their butthole whilst in the shower

So and so is a feces Feneagler

by Sneaglerboy June 13, 2014

Feckin Michael

A nosy neighbour who looks through his curtains and people call him "feckin Michael"

Guy- "oh look feckin Michael is looking through his window
Michael-👀

by Feck off Michael April 27, 2019

feces pieces

A dump corresponding to a Type I shit on the Bristol Poop chart. The poop looks like tiny balls, reminiscent of a pile of candy in the style of M&M's or, more to the point, Reese's Pieces.

Dude, I think I need to go back to the doc, I am having a problem shitting, it's always a pile of feces pieces anymore. He told last time I needed more fiber in my diet so I switched to oatmeal stouts instead of that Milwaukee's Beast piss I was drinking. I guess maybe that's not what he intended.

by Tanto Wayne McGillicutty March 10, 2020