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The Wonka Exchange

When you and your partner line up your buttholes and you or your partner poops in to the other’s rectum.
That bitch was so freaky, she wanted me to give her The Wonka Exchange.”
by ChocolateMaster December 22, 2023
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Abstract: For every lucky/unlucky event you experience, you will experience an unlucky/lucky even of similar magnitude in the future.

The Hypothesis of Equivalent Exchange is a theoritical phenomenon where, whenever something or someone experiences a lucky event, they will experience an unlucky event of similar magnitude in the near future, and vice versa.

The Hypothesis of Equivalent Exchange is connected to gambler's fallacy, where the latter is essentially an over-reliance on the former. This does not mean the Law IS gambler's fallacy; one is merely a stated hypothesis, the other is a mistake on the user's end.

The Hypothesis holds some physical value objectively. In most of society, if you do something bad to get something good (the lucky event), you will get caught and punished (the unlucky event). Additionally, going through hardship (the unlucky event) makes you work harder, thus making your future better (the lucky event). Of course, this is merely a hypothesis; inaccuracies are bound to happen.
"Did you hear how Little Timmy got into a car accident the other day? Apparently, his insurance paid him mad stacks after a bit of lawyering up on his end; the Hypothesis of Equivalent Exchange really saved him there."
by asdffrfrnocap November 8, 2025
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Laughlin Exchange

An unfortunate event in which the woman you marry takes the role as the male of the house and leaves you looking like a bitch.
After the wedding, the groom knew he fell for the Laughlin Exchange when the bride forced him to partake in sexual intercourse involving a strap-on.
by Fruitloop72 November 1, 2021
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Bladder Exchange

When two gay men simultaneously urinate into each others urethras
Micheal:"Seth, did you hear what Carson and Nic did last night?"
Seth:"No, what?"
Micheal:"They did a bladder exchange!!"
by Connor&Seth November 15, 2017
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The Manhattan Exchange

A Manhattan Exchange is where one person lays with their ass in the air, gaping it open, while another person stands over them and shits into their ass. Then they swap positions.
"My wife told me she wanted to try The Manhattan Exchange, so I shit into her asshole."

"Gross bro"
by PoopyBungus June 11, 2022
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Gas exchange

A ritual performed by chemistry teachers where they strip naked and get into a butt to butt position and fart repeatedly exchanging gas.
Student: "Did you hear Miss Byrne and Mr Oles gas exchanged in front of the whole class."

Other Student: "God I bet you creamed yourself"

Student: "Ohh trust me I'm soaked"
by Jaquantavius February 24, 2021
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dirt snake exchange

The act of shitting in another person's asshole and pushing it back and forth
My bro and I went out for a dirt snake exchange.
by Cheeseyweenie March 20, 2025
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