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estah

Estah!! Soooo fucking Estah!
by pp June 28, 2004
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Council estate cocktail

A mix of cheap alcohol used to make drinking it slightly more bearable

E.g Strongbow and Blackcurrant
Person 1: What are you drinking?

Person 2: Strongbow and blackcurrant
Person 1: Aw, why are you drinking a council estate cocktail?
by Qwertyasdfghdjihfebfbnuecn November 2, 2010
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Real estate broker

The lowest form of life that has survived evolution. This sub-breed of the human species has no morale, honor or sense of honesty. Their appearance is of a typical human being, but they can be recognized as a real estate broker by their forked tongue, breath that smells like bullshit (due to their habit of talking shit daily and hourly), and for their overall lizard-like appearance.

When running into a real estate broker - kiinteistönvälittäjä in Finnish - avoid all eye contact and take the nearest exit, if inside a building. It is very necessary to vacate any and all premises if a real estate broker is encountered. Remember to close all open doors and alert the police, fire department and the local zoo.
A real estate broker is a person, who upon running into a battery victim, will check his or her pockets for anything valuable and force anal sex with the victim after that.
by Magnus E 5 July 2, 2008
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real estate

The various areas of a person’s body, particularly the “juicy” parts”.
Guy who wants to give a girl a massage: Don't worry, hun... I promise I’ll just touch the “acceptable” parcels of real estate --- when the sign says, “Keep off the grass”, I keep off the grass! (Acknowledgements to Charles Bronson)
by QuacksO November 26, 2011
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Estefaning

The act ot self-gratification using tooth-picks

see also doing the Gloria
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
Mum caught Dad watching me Estefaning
by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004
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Estefanía

A really cool girl who has an obsession with frogs. She’s also really good at art and is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet :)
Have you seen that girl Estefanía? She’s so good at art man.
by Orange tree enthusiast March 2, 2020
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Real estate

A code name for selling drugs, due to the selling of bricks to create a new trap house.
Yo dog, I am in da real estate biz. You looking to view some houses, maybe purchase a couple bricks?
by bigdaddydglenn December 16, 2011
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