Equalize

To ruin someone’s life or make them commit suicide through the internet.

Person 1: “hey so why are there armed police at my door?”
Person 2: “YOU JUST GOT EQUALIZED”

by Modded maps November 02, 2021

separate but equal

When you give someone a blowjob while simultaneously having your entire fist in your own mouth.

Crater said "Last night my girlfriend gave me a separate but equal."

by itssojoever May 27, 2025

Equal culobility

When you cause an accident by staring at a shaply posterior but shift some of the blame on said posterior.

Dude you just hit that stop sign! Not all my fault...did you see that ass? There is some Equal Culobility going on here!

by Robofrye March 11, 2019

The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)

Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!

by That bitch tree March 22, 2018

Not All Pi’s Are Created Equal.

When the number pi looks so different when she dresses up in various typefaces or fonts (regular, italic, bold, bold-italic)—her facial expression or mood changes in different typographical settings.

Unlike in Helvetica or Times New Roman, the number pi looks quasi-unrecognizable in Avenir Next, be it in regular, italic, or bold. They’re not being critical when they commented that not all pi’s are created equal.

by Fasters November 17, 2022