This is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. First you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumbass. You convince this dumbass that they cannot do a sit-up if you're pulling them down with a blindfold. When they're about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumbass with his shorts down. When the dumbass starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of ass. Try this one, it's pretty damn funny.
Bob: After we did the English Ham on Todd (or English-Hammed him) he wouldn't go over to our parties anymore.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.
by Sir. James April 01, 2006
American Man: I'm so fuckin horny I could jerk right here.
Englishwoman: No need for you to wank love I'm gonna give you an English Sucker and swallow all of your American spunk.
American Man: Fuck Yea!
Englishwoman: No need for you to wank love I'm gonna give you an English Sucker and swallow all of your American spunk.
American Man: Fuck Yea!
by Skazellino January 17, 2012
A new dialect of English that developed in the early 2000’s and is becoming more prominent in the 2020’s, words such as pog, cap, boomer, etc replaced their modern English counterparts starting in the late 2010’s
Guy: Sorry I don’t speak 2020.
Other guy: it’s called Neo-English
Guy: eat shit and die
Other guy: OKAY BOOMER
Other guy: it’s called Neo-English
Guy: eat shit and die
Other guy: OKAY BOOMER
by Obiwan723 January 22, 2021
i was talking to my friend michael and he started speaking loel english
person 1: nan sorcha ball flynt after one one landey spaff nan
person 2: what the fuck are you saying
person 3: he’s speaking loel english you twat
person 1: nan sorcha ball flynt after one one landey spaff nan
person 2: what the fuck are you saying
person 3: he’s speaking loel english you twat
by yunggonZalo December 19, 2020
Getting utterly surprised by someone speaking perfect English. Usually comes while an English-speaker is immersed in a foreign culture, possibly in Asia, and in a vulnerable position. The shock of a bombing can cause temporary loss of bodily control, such as drooling or sphincter loss.
Johnny was the only non-Korean in the bar. He had to pee and he was starting the familiar dance. He racked his brain for the appropriate Korean phrase, when the bartender asked, "do you need to use the bathroom?" A dot of pee released. BAM! English bombed!
by Johnny Fish July 23, 2012
by platypussy_ February 09, 2017
Did you see Sean on the beach yesterday?
Yeah, there were a few fit birds in scantily clad bikinis and he clearly gave them an English salute
Yeah, there were a few fit birds in scantily clad bikinis and he clearly gave them an English salute
by LongymanAVFC August 31, 2014