endo gaslighting

When your endo tells you that absolutely none of your symptoms (that you never had before partial or full thyroidectomy), are related to thyroid function, and you are forced to suffer needlessly, all because they don’t want to or can’t, (due to the system being so fucked up), do ANY deep digging, let alone use an ounce of their medically trained brain, to figure out why you always feel like shit.

You then see every other specialist (because the system has our body chopped up into parts so that we go to lots of appointments and get on lots of meds and keep the profit wheel turning) but in the end, if you’re lucky, likely due to the help of fellow thyroid cancer survivors on forums, your unmedically trained brain figures out what’s actually going on in your body and you start to forge a path to healing. that path is often riddled with obstacles because your endo will tell you you don’t know what you’re talking about. you’re connecting the dots in a sensible way they can’t handle it because it threatens their fear of their penis being too small, I mean their ego, and you have to implore them to partner with you in your now FULLY self directed healing.
concurrently you try to find healthy outlets for the rage that has accumulated that does not involve eating or bingeing on the very same purposefully addicting foods that complicate your often invisible condition.

Droves of (mostly) women, including myself, have lost years of their life because of Endo gaslighting… how could it be that a major part of our body is removed and the often life robbing symptoms that came about after surgery are unrelated AND None of the two other dozen specialists (from orthos to rheumatologists) and all of the tests and imaging they have ordered reveal any cause of said symptoms?

by joan_of_arc September 19, 2022

Domain Expansion: Jihei Endonka

This means "Self-embodied perfection" and is the name of the technique the social constructionist use.

Mahito "Only I can see the shape of the souls of men... And warp them in my image... Domain Expansion: Jihei Endonka."

Hym "Who are you to lay your filthy monkey paws on the soul of the king of cursed spirits? I think your existence has been tolerated long enough. Domain Expansion: Fukuma Mizushi."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2022

endocher

a meme youtuber part of memers tavern a super funny cook youtuber that goes by the name endocher

Endocher is a great youtuber

by coolmsnu7 March 28, 2022

Endorsing the Tramp Stamp

After having amazing and rough doggystyle sex with a hot female librarian with a lower back tatoo, you nut all over the tatoo. Before she can stand up or turn around, you full-force windmill slap the tatoo. If done correctly, she will crash through the floor, landing on your dining room table.

1. Did you hear what Jason did to Mrs. Abbott?!?!
2. Yeah, I heard his buddies walked in on him and that librarian; he endorsing the tramp stamp!!!!
1. and 2. HAHAHAHAAA!!!

by Pvt. Twitchy April 25, 2007

In-Your-Endo

A provocative way of referring to a sexual innuendo.

Awesome Facebook Friend: Come hang with a fellow night owl and act stupid until you pass out. We have a couch LOL.

Me: I would so be there, on that couch, if I could! Um, that sounded naughty. LOL ;)

Awesome Facebook Friend: HAHAHAHAHAH! You nut! That was my fault. I need to watch the double entendres.

Me: The double what?! Is that like in-your-endos (innuendos)? L O L

by Katy Kab00m July 25, 2010

meat endoscopy

When a woman deep throats while performing oral sex on a man, but not necessarily by choice.

aka: "Throating", "Face Fack"

"She wasn't quite feeling the deepthroat action so I had to give her a meat endoscopy."

by dustinzmann April 30, 2010

Endo

Marijuana Laced with Crack-Cocaine, yeah that's what Snoop Doggy Dogg was talking about.

"Damn that Endo killed my lungs!"

by Ibble May 15, 2005