shoot me up elmo 

Is a toy used by young children to prepare them for heroin ediction, it teaches them how to "shoot up" heroin.

Elmo convulced as Jonny shot him up with heroin.

shoot me up elmo by al January 13, 2005

downtown elmo 

When a woman goes down on a man while tickling his armpit.

“Dude, that was an awesome downtown elmo.”

downtown elmo by ElMoDoWnToWn April 25, 2019

Flaming Elmo 

A sex position described as having a candle too close to the bed and someones hair catches fire while the other person cums, then laughs at their partners expense.

My girl and I were having sex last night and did the flaming Elmo. When I finished she said,"that tickles".

Flaming Elmo by FlamingElmo October 13, 2020

Tickle Me Elmo 

Satan. Tickle Me Elmo is a demon from the deepest pits of hell masquerading as an innocent children's toy. This is shown by it's insane fits of maniacal laughter whenever touched at all. If you find yourself in the same room as a Tickle Me Elmo, you should avoid all eye contact and should NEVER touch it. The best way to dispatch this demon to the fire from whence it came is to set it on fire, record it, and post the video on YouTube.

Guy #1: Dude, did you hear about Jen?

Guy #2: What? No.

#1: The Tickle Me Elmo got him, man!

Tickle Me Elmo by BobloBobBobbiness December 29, 2009

Poppin the Dirty Elmo 

After having rough sex, the dude pops his red balls (resembling elmo) into the chick's ass, thus making it dirty. Afterwards, the chick can either lick it off, like a lollipop, or just enjoy the ball to anus pleasure. The definition is quite flexible.

Example 1 (balls into anus):
Dude1: Dude, she's so hot.
Dude2: I'm gonna enjoy poppin the dirty elmo.

Example 2 (lollipop licking the dirty elmo):
Dude1: Dude, I hear she's quite rough in bed.
Dude2: I hope she enjoys poppin the dirty elmo.

Poppin the Dirty Elmo by Captain Elmo April 1, 2005

going elmo 

When some one goes crazy over a baby, just like Elmo does.

Grace: OMG LOOK AT THE BABY!!!! LOOOOOOOOKKKK OMG IT'S A BABY!!!!!

Marcie: Calm down, dude. Why are you going elmo?!

going elmo by V2MoFro March 30, 2010

frozen elmo 

When you shit in a condom freeze it and then use it as a dildo

John got bored one night and decided to have some fun with his frozen elmo

frozen elmo by DigReaper April 15, 2015