Dylan

a penis in the shape of a fruit, usually a banana.

Anna: omg did you see John's dylan?
Lucy: yes! it looked good enough to eat!

by Sally Reynolds March 13, 2008

Dylan

Dylan absolutely Perfect, deffinately a ass man very wise big dick smart high hopes for his future he's very romantic and all over the place and will make and women or man feel limke a greek god or godess. Just will always be the right man who pretty much acts like a women likes to clean and cook for his loved ones and is VERY patient.

God damnit dylan marry me i always knew i was the man in the relationship anyway

by SophiaBayBay April 11, 2011

Dylan

Best guy ever big dick everyone loves him women masturbate to the sound of his name he is a legend among his peers all women find him irresistible can find a better man than dylan especially in bed

Girl 1. Girl what happened to you last night

girl 2. Dylan was to much in bed ;)

by Simpleman June 04, 2015

Dylan

Huge dick knows how to treat a girl and knows how to pleasure them even better

Dylan has a huge cock

by Jonathrn March 30, 2018

Dylan

A Pussy.

Dylan is a pussy

by a_DrUnK_GuY! February 14, 2018

Dylan

An idiot who thinks that Jack Sparrow's real name is Johnny Depot.

Dylan's an idiot.

by ihatedylanlmao January 01, 2019

Dylan

A twig like boy with girl hair and features that plays the flute and doesn't know it. Dylan also likes to act like a dying walrus making distorted sex sounds.

"Did you that Dylan in the band last night?"

by F3nway Fan December 19, 2013