dumbass

In olden days when donkeys were used to work in mines they would cut their vocal cords to keep them quiet. Thus a dumb ass was a prize possession until machinery took their places.

In olden days when donkeys were used to work in mines they would cut their vocal cords to keep them quiet. Thus a dumbass was a prize possession until machinery took their places.

by Guessing October 9, 2016

dumbassity

The act of being a dumbass

Joe: What's he up to?
Schmoe: Oh, he's just suffering from Dumassity.

by Kyle March 19, 2004

Dumbass

You

Your a dumbass.

by haha2017 March 8, 2017

Dumbassness

A holiday to relax and skip work to get away from all the dumbasses INCLUDING YOURSELF

Aj: I got to get away from all these dumbasses

Chance: well December 2nd is Dumbassness

by Joetamili November 14, 2009

Dumbass

Somebody ugly as a mule with a brain made of horseshit with no common sense, often found ignoring instructions, sticking forks in toasters, and frequenting Hot Topic, furry and anime conventions.

Look! Wild dumbasses flooding around vendors selling life sized anime girls, ignoring reality in favor of their 2D waifu.

Somebody stuck a curling iron in their eye to see if it would hurt, what a dumbass.

by Dumba$s March 7, 2017

Professional Dumbass

Someone who does stupid shit so often, they somehow become proficient at doing it well

Stan is a professional dumbass, he keeps getting himself out of stupid situations

by Garlic S August 25, 2020

dumbass dad

When ur dad is a asshole who is emptyheaded and has now real brains but acts like he knows about anything

I have a dumbass dad i think just knowing him makes me stupid

by .Pyro. March 1, 2018