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Doodle Toucher

Someone who touches penises and rock hard phallic looking objects, this means there a serial wanker, gaylord or whatever that makes sense. You may also have statues of Penises in your abode.
doodle toucher ding dong penis twinky toucher doodle dick mans junk
by MrKnow2011 April 12, 2011
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doodle farter

someone that is lazy as shit, who acts like they're doing something but are really doing nothing.
ashley you're such a twat waffle stop being a doodle farter.
by Jessica A. P. March 30, 2009
mugGet the doodle fartermug.

lonk-doodle

by mistasmith April 17, 2010
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Scamp Doodle

Someone who scamps doodles and has purple hair. These people often admit to being a scamp doodle and then take it back after realising what they just agreed to.
Me: Hey Erica, you're a scamp doodle.
Erica: Yiss! Wait a minute. No i'm not.
by tamar1n July 24, 2012
mugGet the Scamp Doodlemug.

Nap-A-Doodle

A type of nap common among beta-males and simps. Needed when your testosterone levels drop to a point that you can no longer complete a basic task or activity without feeling depleted. Acceptable among the elderly but not among younger males that are overly-dependent on their wives.
Man, I can’t finish mowing the lawn, I think I needed a nap-a-doodle.

Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.

Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.

I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.
by Willy-Billy January 5, 2022
mugGet the Nap-A-Doodlemug.

Frick a doodle

The worst swear you could possibly say. If you say this you should get a life sentence for you terrible language, but sadly the government hasn’t caught on yet.
“FRICK A DOODLE”
GOD DAMN FRICK A DOODLE”
GO DAMN FRICK A FRICKING FRICK A DOODLE”
by The87Creator December 9, 2019
mugGet the Frick a doodlemug.

frickle doodle

by Mr.frickle December 10, 2017
mugGet the frickle doodlemug.

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