Doodle Toucher

Someone who touches penises and rock hard phallic looking objects, this means there a serial wanker, gaylord or whatever that makes sense. You may also have statues of Penises in your abode.

doodle toucher ding dong penis twinky toucher doodle dick mans junk

by MrKnow2011 April 12, 2011

jack-a-doodle

a cross between a jack russel and a poodle

John, John, i just got a jack-a-doodle

Really mommy? oh thats great

Oh aye John.

by jimbob? May 29, 2009

doodle farter

someone that is lazy as shit, who acts like they're doing something but are really doing nothing.

ashley you're such a twat waffle stop being a doodle farter.

by Jessica A. P. March 30, 2009

woopsie doodles

What you say when you make an extremely large mistake.

*Get's girl pregnant*

"Woopsie Doodles"

by John blackdick October 8, 2013

Scamp Doodle

Someone who scamps doodles and has purple hair. These people often admit to being a scamp doodle and then take it back after realising what they just agreed to.

Me: Hey Erica, you're a scamp doodle.
Erica: Yiss! Wait a minute. No i'm not.

by tamar1n July 24, 2012

Doodle Farmer

A semi-affectionate term for someone who is being or has done something a tad silly.

Why'd you do that, ya doodle farmer!

by Porcelain Princess February 6, 2010

frickle doodle

It means effing d**k

Your a frickle doodle

by Mr.frickle December 10, 2017