Despers

A colloquial term for someone who is very desperate for something to happen. Also a term used to call somebody who is desperate or of desperate disposition.
I am well despers to get this job.
Mate you is well despers.
by Sancho88 August 11, 2011
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desperation nation

originated as a noun - an exaggerated term used to describe the amount of desperation within a person, in which it is equivalent to a country.

but is now more commonly used as an adjective that describes an extreme form of desperation used to describe a situation or a person.
- Mayeisha keeps hitting on every lowlife that walks into the bar
- desperation nation
by arbitraryrantz January 09, 2017
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Desperality

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.
"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
by duckba October 18, 2015
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Internet Desperate

Someone who wants like and followers online
by Ireallylikedogs February 20, 2017
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Desperate Dick

Laddies, listen up because the desperate dick is someone you do don't want to fuck with. A desperate dick is someone who is just so obviously desperate that it's almost embarrassing. Generally, the desperate dick would possess a dick but it also could mean that they are just an ass.
Guy 1: Hey mami, wanna get dinner sometime and then fuck in the back seat of my car?
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!
by Morgie102 October 05, 2019
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Desperation nude

A nude or revealing picture sent to illicit a response from someone that is showing disinterest in you , or has ghosted you in order to get a response.
"Chad wont answer my texts for a week, I should send a steamy shower pic ". Suprise. He answers to the desperation nude because hes drunk.
by Drabgreenqueen January 21, 2020
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desperate to be offended

Individual or group seeking any and all reasons, real or perceived, to take offense.
She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.
by Laughing Goat January 02, 2025
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