When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.
Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?
by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022
Get the Desperate Janzmug. When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.
by Bobweiserthegreat. February 2, 2021
Get the Doris Desperatemug. girl: "last night at the club i saw this really ugly girl getting hit on by this guy. he seemed really devin desperate."
by unknown to him... October 21, 2018
Get the devin desperatemug. She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.
by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025
Get the desperate to be offendedmug. someone who will do anything to have a boyfriend/girlfriend even if it means hitting on your ex for example annabelle
by yeehawannabellesmd July 4, 2019
Get the desperatemug. 
When the plans you made before the pandemic eased now suck but you made them because you were desperate to do anything after lockdown.
we are literally only going away with your parents because we were Covid-Desperate…wish we were doing something else now.
by lucozadesnort September 10, 2021
Get the COVID-Desperatemug.