depressed

fatal suburban disease caused by stable home life and lack of imagination

characterised by purple poetry typed up on the family iMac

Dammit, I got friends AND a roof over my head. Sometimes I submit self-indulgent definitions to urban dictionary, just to see if I still feel. I'm so true depressed, I dress the part. *falls down well*

by slaaaaack April 20, 2010

depressed cunt hours

The period of time when a cunt is depressed.

It is time for depressed cunt hours 🙄

by Cunt658 February 7, 2018

Dressed up

To get real liquired up and crazy.

Kaleb got real dressed up last night so this moring he does not feel swell.

by wanaldo frenzon March 5, 2010

dressed to compress

adj. wearing undergarments such as Spanx or other spandex to alter the shape of the body into a more appealing one.

"Wow, did you see Stacy? She looks smokin' hot!"
"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"

by 48104 July 7, 2009

depressed sociopathic alien potato

Shania

Shania is a depressed sociopathic alien potato

by Purple_potter_rose_quartz June 24, 2019

depressed

its really sad that you really searched up depressed btw WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR MIND BITCH

don't know what to write here so yeah depressed

by ieatyummychildren February 29, 2020

Depressed

The definition of me

It is used like I am super depressed 😔

by Jchcj April 30, 2020