The strongly held belief in the gay community that Justin Bieber's asshole will one day be expanded "from sea to shining sea" in order to accommodate the lubricated fist of an adult male. Advocates of ManFist Destiny believe that expansion is not only inevitable but that it is readily apparent ("ManFist" e.g., from the root word "manifest") and inexorable ("destiny"). Believers contend that Justin Bieber is a natural bottom twink, and that it is "only a matter of time" before he will begin to engage in the most revolting and piggish sexual practices known to man. Some adherents believe that ManFist Destiny includes participation in pissboy marathons, the eating of human feces through a gloryhole, and other extreme fetishes.
"Justin Bieber is the Chosen One. He will one day evolve into the ultimate twink, and his ass will be available and ready to accommodate any willing fist. This is not only his Destiny, it is our Destiny. Go in peace, brethren, and rememember that together we share one ManFist Destiny. So say we all."
- Arch Priest of the Gays Gary Dong, 2010
- Arch Priest of the Gays Gary Dong, 2010
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Let's pull a Destinie.
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Girl 1 finds a note from someone in her car saying, "I love you", knowing that is just to brighten her day she cries out: "Wow, my kind friend is such a Destini."
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The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman Burst from the shade.
Hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade...
...This is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny.
Good guys, bad guys and explosions.
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive. I wonder who it will be...
...Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick,
wich could shatter bones,
into the crotch, of Indiana Jones...
...war went on for a century,
many lives were lost but eventually
a hero stood, the rest saw the better.
Mister Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman Burst from the shade.
Hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade...
...This is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny.
Good guys, bad guys and explosions.
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive. I wonder who it will be...
...Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick,
wich could shatter bones,
into the crotch, of Indiana Jones...
...war went on for a century,
many lives were lost but eventually
a hero stood, the rest saw the better.
Mister Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.
by UltimateShowdown April 13, 2010
Get the The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny mug.A character from Claudio Sanchez's story told through the songs by Coheed and Cambria.
A "bad guy" in the story.
General Mayo Deftinwolf is Wilhelm Ryan's top General.
Mayo does all his dirty work.
He orchestrated the deaths of Coheed, Cambria, and the Kilgannon children, and now leads the war against Inferno.
Coming out of work one day Coheed is met by Mayo Deftinwolf (seemingly an android, though he was passing himself off for a man) who says he is the general of Ryan's Red Army.
(In the song "Time Consumer")
Mayo's plot is to bring Coheed to Sector Twelve and to have the virus triggered so that they can shut down that sector's Star of Sirius and effectively remove it from the Keywork and thus eliminate Mariah's little rebellion while showing the other sectors that Wilhelm Ryan is still the boss and that his power is insurmountable.
(Also in the song "Time Consumer")
A "bad guy" in the story.
General Mayo Deftinwolf is Wilhelm Ryan's top General.
Mayo does all his dirty work.
He orchestrated the deaths of Coheed, Cambria, and the Kilgannon children, and now leads the war against Inferno.
Coming out of work one day Coheed is met by Mayo Deftinwolf (seemingly an android, though he was passing himself off for a man) who says he is the general of Ryan's Red Army.
(In the song "Time Consumer")
Mayo's plot is to bring Coheed to Sector Twelve and to have the virus triggered so that they can shut down that sector's Star of Sirius and effectively remove it from the Keywork and thus eliminate Mariah's little rebellion while showing the other sectors that Wilhelm Ryan is still the boss and that his power is insurmountable.
(Also in the song "Time Consumer")
by Katy H December 24, 2008
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