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Shit Delay

n. When one delays their time of departure for fecal matter from the anal terminal due to unavoidable circumstance.
by poopypants9000 November 22, 2011
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Shite delay

Occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a piss, except during the piss a shit comes on and you have slope off into the shithouse; which in turn causes a shite delay in returning to the meeting.
Sorry i'm late boss, i went for a piss which turned into a shit; i'm really sorry for the shite delay
by griggy July 6, 2011
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Brain delay

When people are slow to react to things therefore causing a delay in proceedings of an activity
The baseball game was stopped for a moment as the umpire had a brain delay
by SugarSmacks! October 20, 2017
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dude delay

When you be hanging with your dudes and you space out
Jack: you good man
Tom: ....
Jack: hello earth to tom

Tom: oh sorry dude I got dude delay
by Time_crashed September 5, 2020
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Input delay

When someone has input delay it means they are a little slow and it can take them up to 5 to 10 seconds to think of how to complete even the most basic of tasks.
"hey why is Noah standing staring into the back of the car"
"oh he has input delay he's thinking of what he opened it for, watch he'll just look then close it again"
by RATZGETPHAT December 3, 2020
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delzy

a word often used to describe short asian girls who do the following: never finish their food, wears heavy eyeliner, craves white chocolate lindt truffles&& nikes, uses ebonics but talks like a "white girl" in real life, laugh when nothings funny, and get lost in the middle of a conversation.

they are usually seen with unusually mini fingers and have bestfriends with unusual names like tintin and nuvia.
guy: yoO u kno that grll that hangs out wit tintin?
girl: yea thats delzy.
by tinnsayss May 10, 2008
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pot-delay

the delay in reaction or comprehension of circumstances/events that occurs when one is under the influence of marijuana.

calculated to be on average 15 minutes, with pot delay.
(15 minutes into a conversation)
"so what about Rocky?"
"woa, major pot-delay"
by no6tutor July 12, 2006
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