amateur dealer

A drug slinger that is just starting out or temporarily selling some drugs for quick cash.

Duder 1: "So I went to the doctor because of the pain after my car accident and he gave me some vicodin. I'm going to sell them shits for like $50 a pill son! I need that money."

Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."

by westfalia January 14, 2010

devver

A webdeveloper. (Someone who makes websites)

I need a devver to build me a website.

by renox December 16, 2005

dealer doors

what you have when you open your car door and the dome light doesn't come on. In addition, your "Hey, you left your lights on" and "Your keys are still in the ignition" dingers do not go off. This happens either on purpose (to not be seen) or through electrical/mechanical failure. It often causes dead batteries.

Thanks to my dealer doors, I left my lights on again and now my battery is dead.

I locked my keys in the car. Stupid dealer doors.

It's a good thing I've got these dealer doors, or I would've been spotted last night!

by HexMaster September 25, 2009

Denver delay

The inevitable delay that will always occur during layovers at Denver International Airport.

Im supposed to arrive at Sea-Tac by 10, but it will be closer to midnight due to the Denver delay.

by LoraxRevenge June 10, 2011

Denver Snowball

To ejaculate into a white sock (any length) and tie, then use as a projectile.

Dude, lets Denver Snowball that car.

by Spider892 December 30, 2011

Denver Patten

See: Chuck Norris
1. Sexy
2. Gets all the ladies
3. Just cant be beat

Omfg that dude is awsome

No he is a Denver Patten

by Da real man November 12, 2012

deaser

Another name for a man's Penis used to show that it is rather large.

Can also be used as a verb to describe sex.

Noun:
Man my deaser is so hard right now thinking about her.

Verb:
Larry: How was your date last night with Martha?
Jimmy: It was great I ended up deasing her in the parking lot behind the movie theater.

by littlehuman October 19, 2012