Daytona 500

One of the Greatest 2,000 left turn races in NASCAR

The person to make 2,000 left turns the fastest wins the Daytona 500

by Steve Jobs' Ghost April 4, 2015

daytripper

A derogatory term for a Manchester United supporter, due to their large fanbase that comes from outside the city.

<Joe> "did you see all those Mancs outside the pub?"
<Earl> "They weren't Mancs, they were from Essex"
<Joe> "Fucking daytrippers"

by Otis Bartlesby March 29, 2008

Daytona 500

When a dildo is strapped to the front of a car and the driven into the asshole of a bent over redneck girl.

I just gave this hot hick a Daytona 500 and then I threw her body in the river.

by cwand430 October 19, 2010

daysted

Being daydrunk, (wasted during the day)
Usually occurs during music festivals or on vacation.
Often results in passing out early in the evening.

-I'm feeling a but tipsy, I think I had a few too many beers with lunch.

-It's ok , we are on vacation, let's just keep them coming and get daysted!

by stinad October 21, 2008

Dayton

A male with a very long penis and is good in bed. Always gets the hoes

Stacy: oh my god have you seen Dayton's dick

Chelsea: Ya Dayton's so hot

by Longdivk style March 13, 2017

wasting my daytime minutes

When you are either bored with a conversation you're having with someone or just want to end it you tell the person"you're wasting my daytime minutes."

It refrences a limited amount a minutes you can use on your cell phone often refered to as anytime or daytime minutes but applies it to conversation in this case.

Stop bugging me, your wasting my daytime minutes.

I'm almost out of daytime minutes, so this conversation has to end soon.

by downwithgilmore July 13, 2009

dayton tx

Where the girls keep there legs open wider than the spacers on there trucks? Where the guys cheat on there girls with there cousins and there favorite thing to do on Saturday nights is wear there hats over there eyes and yell Yee Yee.

Dayton tx: Hey bo I need some pussy bo: let's drive to Dayton the girls are ad easy as 2nd grade math problem.

by Chevy2000 February 5, 2018