daysted 

Being daydrunk, (wasted during the day)
Usually occurs during music festivals or on vacation.
Often results in passing out early in the evening.

-I'm feeling a but tipsy, I think I had a few too many beers with lunch.

-It's ok , we are on vacation, let's just keep them coming and get daysted!

daysted by stinad October 21, 2008

Schmead darsted 

When a female comes over to your lovely man cave and passes out within the confines of your bed. She than pees your bed.

Dude can you believe that Andrew got schmead darsted again?

No man that's impossible.

Schmead darsted by Juicy john December 30, 2012

draysted 

A term used to describe being drunk and wasted. This term was originated during mumbling of speech deciding weather to be drunk or wasted.

I've had thirteen beers!! Man I'm draysted right now.

draysted by Nicole Ettozil September 26, 2007

dasted 

dasted; fucked up, messed up,
Originated in Texas in 2005, often credited to Mike M. and Sopheara L.

"Whoa, that kids face is really dasted."
"After I hit that small child, my car is dasted."

"I scored a 450 on my SAT."
"Dude, thats dasted."

dasted by Jillian S. August 28, 2005

daysed 

When your confused what day it is.

When you think it's Friday but it's actually Thursday.

When you lose track of the day of the week or the. Date.

What day is it I'm daysed!

daysed by Jeportivo September 26, 2013

daystelin 

Daystelin is the most beautiful, kindest person on the planet. She is a queen. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she is the best person. Everyone needs a Daystelin in their life.

She is a Daystelin

daystelin by 𝙺𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚊 September 2, 2019