data miner

A person who hangs out with you because you're "smart," "cracked," or just useful. Basically their personal ChatGPT. Where gold diggers realistically can only dig a few romantic partners at a time, a data miner can get away with mining dozens of people.

Commonly found at UWaterloo.

Kevin: "Emily just texted me for the first time all semester... asking for my notes."
Raj: "Did she even say hi?"
Kevin: "Nope. Straight to business. Classic data miner."

by califctn February 12, 2025

data mania

To compulsively download as much data as possible during the last few days of each billing cycle in order to use up as much of the leftover internet usage allowed in your plan before it all expires.
Data mania will distort your sense of time and in many cases affect your social life.

I've been glued to the screen for days, with a bad case of data mania. Only got 1 day and 100 gig of downloads left on my plan!

by j4k3z April 17, 2011

data

ylea

ylebicha = data

by dghdgdg January 18, 2023

Data

Sometime pronounced as "Day-ta" or "Daa-ta" but the actual pronunciation is "Dat-a"

I have all the Data (Dat-a).

by theGuyWhoSay"DAT-A" July 20, 2022

data

So you hate me right now and your knees are hurting? ☺️ Is that correct

Just trying to filter info out of data

by Krkič September 19, 2020

Data

The best people at Otaniemen lukio who are passionate about sciences and derivation. Data doesn't get laid.

- I just met a very very smart person. I think they were a data!

by orangeocelots November 22, 2021

Data

1.) Good looking, sexy

2.) Sexual intercourse, fooling around

1.).
-Damn bro did you see Melissa in class today?
-Yea man she’s so data

2.)
-Yo I saw you leave with that girl at the party on saturday? Did you get data?!
-Nah man she had a girlfriend

by D123L123 March 21, 2020