by I wanna fuck Emma January 26, 2022

most fuckable iconic triple threat
kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker
kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker
elena: did you hear that damon klaus and kai are in town!?
stefan: yeah bitch i fucked them all before you 🙄 yes i am a glitzy gobbler
stefan: yeah bitch i fucked them all before you 🙄 yes i am a glitzy gobbler
by thomasheadonsucksaubbysglizzy August 3, 2020

Damon is so hot and sexy. He's tall, dark, and handsome. He knows how to treat a woman and knows exactly what she wants and how she wants it. He's a polite and friendly guy when making impressions but is a sporadic and loud (in a good way) person once you've gotten him comfortable. He clicks well with everyone and is a keeper to a world of secrets. You could tell him your deepest darkest trauma and he'll respond anyway you want; He could give you unbridled support or firm grounding advice. He gives the best hugs, kisses and can pleasure a woman like no other. Some would even say he has fingers that could make a woman fall in love with him instantly. If you ever find yourself falling for a Damon you are in for a ride with a guy who will put prioritize you and treat you as if you are the queen of the world, he will always have music for any occasion you have with him and will make sure you are doing as good as you can be. Romantic or platonic don't lose a Damon because They hold grudges over the smallest things so if you end on a bad note he has potential to never contact you again or completely destroy yourself worth with how much better he will make himself appear after leaving out of your life.
Bianca: God Damon is so cute I really want to ask him out.
Your mom: You should! He has a special kind of Midas touch you wont get anywhere else.
Your mom: You should! He has a special kind of Midas touch you wont get anywhere else.
by JimsShrimpShack November 4, 2021

Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"
by P_Low September 13, 2023


by Pyper Correia December 30, 2020

A person who's Happy when around friends. They don't see anyone as an enemy , just another person who may not be a friend yet. They like to try making people happy when they can but often mistaken a stranger's greed for kindness. Hardworking , considerate and most times optimistic. Their kindness can be their downfall but stay strong if they fail
by Checkerpecker February 4, 2021
