damian

damian has a big pp .

me : hi damian

damian: my pp is big

me: proof
damian: shows
me: wow

by okgmgmgmgyes November 20, 2023

Damian

Damian is a dumbass kid who is ugly assfuck can’t do shit is a little bitch and can’t defend himself people hate him and tell him to die everyday

Strange: “look at Damian he’s so ugly

Stranger “HEY Damian! Go die!

by Fuck Damian November 21, 2023

Warm Damian

A concoction of instant oatmeal and hot chocolate. A food born is necessity and depravity.

What in Christ name are you making with the work coffee machine?

A Warm Damian, I’m hungry thirsty and uncaffienated.

by Greasybanker December 10, 2023

Damian

a kid who most likely goes to a smart school and is fairly smart but acts like a dumbass. He is most likely a self-conscious bitch who says he's really fat but in reality he actually isn't. He will make you laugh most of the time but he can really overstep his boundaries. Also never trust him with your secrets, he can't keep them. But overall, Damian is a pretty swell guy.

Todd: "Bro, i just told Mike a big secret and he told the whole school!"
Jeffery: "Wow, he is such a Damian."

by jennersworld2165 October 24, 2019

damian

A damian is real and genuine fun dude to hang out with who is all around funny. At times he will say random and weird things, but will always make you laugh. He is always good looking and very intelligent. If you mess with him he will act tough but he won’t do anything. He is very nice and will compliment you only if he likes you or an idea you had. He has a dark sense of humor but you would still have fun with him. If you ever date a damian, then you are quite lucky so cherish each moment. He will do anything with his friends and anything for his friends. If you are friends with a damian, then you have a very fun friend.

“Sweet lord-is that a damian over there?”
“I would love to date a damian.”

by drtrip36 November 22, 2021

Damian

A smart kid who really likes to have fun most time people think he is dumb but its just his personality he likes to make you laugh and doesn’t care what people say about him. He also might take things to far but in his mind he is playing around he likes to smoke and is not athletic at all

Wow look at Damian playing again what a fun guy

by NateTheGreatestFriend November 21, 2021

Damian

a creative fucking guy.

damn twin how is damian so creative?

by SirPulga November 21, 2021