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Dairy Share Holder

A man who encourages his wife to get a breast enlargement operation.

Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.
Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
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Dairy Nipples

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Thou shalt not forsake the name of my dairy nipples in vain!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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Dairy Queen the pin

In disc golf, a long tee or approach shot that gently lands near the hole parked for all to admire. With such a gentle landing, it’s like a Dairy Queen soft serve dripping from a towering waffle cone.
A.J.: That hyzer bomb tee shot landed with a twirly bird then gently kissed the bottom of the pin
Ricky: It’s always nice to Dairy Queen the pin once in a while
by wch-meister April 2, 2019
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The Dairy Farm

When 3 or more people with penises organise themself into a circle face to back assuming a squatting/seated position, usually in an outdoor area. The people then grab the penis of the person in front and provide pleasure to them until completion.
Would you like to come join us at The Dairy Farm after work.
by Sparks&Sprockets July 15, 2025
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Dairy horse

A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.

A horse that produces milk for human consumption.
Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse
by MAMILLER December 2, 2020
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Dairy horse

A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.

A horse that produces milk for human consumption.
Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse
by MAMILLER December 2, 2020
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Dairy door

That ice cream is gonna have my dairy door wide open all night.
by Unhinged hippie September 13, 2022
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