beef curtain

(n): a big ol' cooch that looks like roast beef

"Hey dude I was gonna come over and visit"
"How about you come over and lick my beef curtain."

by mangos112 January 24, 2020

Squid Curtains

Loose, crinkled vagina lips

Linda had nasty squid curtains

by Squid curtain carl May 13, 2018

rose curtains

A nice looking, neatly packaged vagina an inny. Opposite to beef curtains

“Yeah man she had the best looking rose curtains I’ve ever seen, not gross like fucking beef curtains”

by Cydneypop July 23, 2018

curtain condom

another name for a Dental Dam. Dental Dams are latex sheets used to provide a barrier against STIs / STDs during oral sex.

Yo, before you go downtown, gotta cover the vag and/or booty hole with a curtain condom to avoid spreading the HerpaGonaSyphia.

by Breezy.sunshine February 20, 2018

meat curtaining

the female form of teabagging.

i was meat curtaining an enemy online when someone sniped me from behind.

by mm14 June 02, 2011

painting curtains

Pleasuring a women with tounge in public

You see that guy in the lounge painting curtains?

by Bigcat69imlovinit June 13, 2017

Blackout Curtains

n. Vaginal lips that are so large and dark they absorb all surrounding light. Similar to a cosmic black hole

I pulled down Teresa's panties and her blackout curtains consumed all surrounding light.

by Flake B. November 15, 2016