The Ketchup Crusader

The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)

“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy”

by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024

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WCA Crusader

A group of girls brought together for a common purpose; to go to a foreign land and conquer the inhabitants. Never accept defeat and to bask in the warm glory of victory

The WCA Crusaders went to Hammonton and kicked St Joes ass

by Gboss23 May 25, 2022

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Crusader wifu

A person, commonly a woman described as being very religious and Christian yet watching anime.

"Imagine being a crusader wifu, a very bad combination "

by NotCrusader January 13, 2021

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Crusader

A attractive person who suits up in nice clothes to go and fuck the shit out of a fat girl

Omg! LOOK at Derek he is such a crusader he's all dressed up, took try and fuck Becky whos got bigger thighs than she does boobs

by Jefg8r April 16, 2022

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crusty crusader

Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view

Me and Shelly did a nasty crusty crusader on last Wednesday right outside the shopping centre

by JohnXL December 16, 2017

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Winged crusader

A sexual position where the man wears a cape and shouts beware the "winged Crusader " before starting and then shouts things like " Bam! , Pow! , Kapow!" And other such phrases from comics!

Its my birthday and i asked the Mrs to try the winged crusader !

by The Pithan March 31, 2017

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