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Shackle cruise

A riff of the term "golden shackle" meaning a wedding band, usually but not exclusively when worn by a man.

To "shackle cruise" is to search a person's ring finger to see if they are either wearing a wedding band, or have the tell-tale impression on their finger that a wedding band is supposed to be there.

Can be done by a woman or man.
"See that hot guy at the bar buying everybody drinks? He's really hot!"
"Yeah, I just shackle cruised him when I went to the bathroom. Let's put it this way, there's going to be a very pissed off wife when that credit card statement comes in."

"Wow, that guy on the weight bench over there is HOT. Wonder if he's gay?"
"I just shackle cruised him and unless he's from a very progressive state, you're out of luck on this one."
by BumBumBubblegum November 20, 2011
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Endcap cruising

When you go to Target or other similar stores and check out all of the endcaps (at the end of an aisle) for what might be on sale or clearance. Mostly finding things you don't need or didn't know you couldn't live without.
Nothing to do today so I went to Target endcap cruising and found a French Press for $6.00.
by SandyinFlorida March 29, 2013
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Bayonne cruise

A deviant sexual act involving a Hudson River water enema while receiving oral sex on NJ transit
Man after that wyldlife concert I hear Rocker Dave went on a grade A Bayonne cruise
by Coalition of riots June 11, 2017
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schmuntry cruise

Not so cryptic reference to the country cruise. Almost always employs the use of the pipe and the driving-with-the-knee-while-taking-a-hit. Most often occurs in a predefined loop, possibly one which has been used so many times it has its own nickname i.e. "green loop"
Im all done with class how bout we go on a nice schmuntry cruise
by SoberChinchillin June 20, 2011
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Cruise boy

A boy on a cruise who follows girls around the cruise until the cruise stops. They will proceed to get their Instagram/Snapchat and keep hitting them up for another week or so.
The girls friends were obsessed with cruise boy, who would leave the girl alone.
by Mateito Feito October 24, 2019
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larry cruising

The act of men driving around looking for a male prostitute.
Keith and his friends went Larry Cruising last night, cuz they are gay and wanted to have an orgy.
by Skeezix69 November 14, 2007
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e-cruise

to stalk another person you dislike via the internet through personal sites such as myspace, facebook, livejournal (etc) to gather personal information about them and thus proceed to mock them for being a despicable human being.
Hater #1-wow, erica is a slut.

Hater #2-wow, let's go e-cruise her, i hear there are pictures on facebook of her visiting her father in jail.

Hater #1-LOL
by alex sandra January 22, 2009
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