Sarah: Hey, I know she had a boyfriend before, but you think she might be into me?
Jim: she's wearing Crocs! You've at least got a pretty good chance!
Jim: she's wearing Crocs! You've at least got a pretty good chance!
by StrangerPopTart September 27, 2022
Croc is known to be one looking for a younger girl. He claims that his dick is quite long when really it isn't, it explains why he hits on the young! Now croc can be a babe but also a turtle with glasses.
by I like Landon September 28, 2017
1. The ultimate gains bro, large reproduction rod, swole, tan, and juicy af.
2. Big beautiful blue eyes can dance with any bitch(s) the ultimate wing man only if you like sloppy seconds
2. Big beautiful blue eyes can dance with any bitch(s) the ultimate wing man only if you like sloppy seconds
by Crocrppl2 March 28, 2019
Croc
by VillupuramRaja June 03, 2021
by What a crazy world we live in October 29, 2022
Crocs are the most stylish shoes you can possibly wear. They are available in a multitude of colors and styles. Wear black studded crocs to assert your dominance to other human beings. Put your crocs in sports mode to be the raddest kid on the block.
Dude #1: Bro, look at my fresh Yeezys!
Dude #2: Ha! Those don’t even begin to compare to my super lit black studded crocs. Check it out, I can even put them in sports mode!
Dude #1: Wow! I’m going to trade in my Yeezys for some of those lit crocs!
Dude #2: Ha! Those don’t even begin to compare to my super lit black studded crocs. Check it out, I can even put them in sports mode!
Dude #1: Wow! I’m going to trade in my Yeezys for some of those lit crocs!
by okthisismy”pseudonym” April 12, 2019
Mom: It's like holy moly, look at that shoe.
Dez: Why must I answer these riddles three every time I talk to you?
Mom: Mira mira, Shia Lebouf could star in this shoe
Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?
Dez: Why must I answer these riddles three every time I talk to you?
Mom: Mira mira, Shia Lebouf could star in this shoe
Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?
by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGhost March 18, 2023