cosmic joke

Wanting to know the mind of God is a cosmic joke. You really should be asking yourself, "What's in the mind of God's therapist?" And there it is: the underlying joke. Life. God's therapist. The rapist. Whenever you start thinking you've got the hang of it, it finds a way to fuck you up the ass.

Life is a cosmic joke.

by Max Agrippa September 12, 2016

cosmic finger

like scout's honor but the outside of the three fingers facing the opposing person, related to super finger

Joe: BOB! this dude flipped me off with three fingers, isnt that the sufi?
Bob: no thats the cosmic finger

by Zeke Harrison October 24, 2008

cobsmacked

utterly astounded by the joy that comes from eating Cobs popcorn for the very first time.

I tried this new popcorn the other day and I was so cobsmacked I couldn't stop myself from eating the the whole packet. How do they do it?

by Cobs4Life April 30, 2013

Cossack Wedding

The theoretical outcome of a complete and total military invasion of Ukraine by the Russian Federation. While Ukraine would be destroyed, Russia would have no chance of winning the war and defeating Ukraine. The historic Cossack bloodline of Ukrainians would fiercely awaken to lead a guerrilla war so intense that Vladimir Putin would be forced to send thousands of dead Russian aggressors in massive swarms of trucks back home across the border.

Don’t worry! Even though Russia has one of the strongest militaries in the world, Putin would never even try to fully invade Ukraine! He knows it would be a Cossack Wedding.

by Jonathan Coleman November 28, 2018

Cormac

A cormac is a very friendly sexy boy who will always have a smile on his face while always smiling he will be fully prepared to kill you if you go anywhere near his friends especially the ones his treats like a child from.his group

He also has an amazing sense of humor who will always be sure to laugh and smile his has a somewhat dark sense of humor but that's what girls love about him

Another thing that drags in the ladies is his good looks good body and horse like attachments girls also love to play with his curly brown hair and blue eyes

He is also a very smart person who could get An A but is also very street smarts person
He is also a very playful boy who once he gets his hands on something will never let go😉😉

Overall a cormac is a very sexy cute boy who will.go from protecting you in the streets to poking you in the sheets

Bro did you hear about the guy thats in 3rd year going out with. A 5th year his such a cormac

by Ahiddenspy June 12, 2019

Pulling a Cormac

To agree to attend a meeting/event/activity and either not show, not give notice of not showing or to withdraw from the arrangement

Hey, I will play squash tomorrow. "10min later": Ah damm I can't play squash tomorrow. Oh, so you are pulling a Cormac...

by sneakybob August 9, 2018

Cosmic Shortcake

When you fuck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. The strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.

Bernard Madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of Cosmic Shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, Hank because he fucked over so many people.

by Cosmic Justice January 4, 2010