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CowTales Corndog

When you stick a CowTales all the way up your butthole and wiggle it around to make it warm and have the shit stick. Once you pull it out you will have a delicious snack.
Person 1: CowTales are so boring and bland. I wish they would spice it up a little bit.

Person 2: You should try a CowTales Corndog.
by SaltyOG December 24, 2019
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Corndog

Weenie in disguise.

i.e. Someone who thinks they're tuff because they have a buncha tattoos on their body/face. Or someone that dresses like a gangster, talks like a gangster, tries to walk like a gangster, or just act hard in general, when in reality they're as soft as baby shit. Just like a corndog is just a weenie thats been dipped in batter, underneath all that batter, its just a weener with a stick up its ass....
Your teardrop tattoos are not intimidating, Corndog.
by Brainsick June 19, 2017
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Secret Corndog

When a man keeps his penis a secret so nobody will know he has a penis.
"Now, don't go telling anyone about that secret corndog!"
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On the corndog

Living an unhealthy lifestyle, i.e eating like crap
by __caliban__ February 21, 2022
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Mexican Corndogs

Hotdogs wrapped in corn tortillas instead of dipped and fried in corn batter
make sure you put a little bit of water on the tortillas before you heat them and the hotdogs together in the microwave, to keep the tortillas from breaking when you roll them up,then enjoy your Mexican corndogs. :)
by fluffy_pancake January 9, 2022
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Pennsylvania Corndog

The act of inserting a much smaller dick into your own dick and then lightly battering and frying it.
Gene performed a really impressive Pennsylvania corndog the other day. Go Gene!
by Izabelladdiiee11 June 17, 2023
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4 hour corndog

A term for how a dude's dick looks when Viagra lasts for over 4 hours. Red and swollen.
Man, I popped 3 Viagra last night and I got the fuckin' 4 hour corndog.
by Pupilliam September 27, 2017
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