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colon comrade

shit, that bill jesse is a major colon comrade
by douglas epley November 12, 2006
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colon slap

When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.

The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.

Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010
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Colonized-Boo

a term to indicate girls (mostly Asian) who wanna be colonized by their dominant white boyfriends.
Those girls usually look down on Asian guys, Black guys and other minorities.
She said "I only date white guys. It's just a preference."

What a Colonized-Boo!
by thegame September 15, 2020
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Colon Kush

When you swallow weed to avoid charges and crap it out later
Scooter boy avoided weed charges by swallowing the bag.,I heard he smoked that Colon Kush after it came back out!
by The Commonsensualist February 25, 2020
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colon flex

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.
by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019
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Colon Crown

Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.
My boss is not just an asshat, he's king of the asshats a real colon crown.
by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011
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colon wrecker

A penis that has the ability to go so far inside of a female in sexual intercourse, that it makes the females colon or other internal organs slightly ache, itch, or bleed (maybe bleed if it's a 2 meter beater)
Megan: I hooked up with a guy last night, and he had a colon wrecker.
Julie: No way! How do you feel?
Megan: It was great, but my colon feels a little achy
by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016
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