colon comrade

another word for homo,fag,ass bandit

shit, that bill jesse is a major colon comrade

by douglas epley November 12, 2006

Colon Crown

Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.

My boss is not just an asshat, he's king of the asshats a real colon crown.

by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011

Colon devils

Diarrhea.

Are you ok?

No, I have a bad case of colon devils and I've been in the bathroom all day.

by Survivor Bob December 18, 2012

colon wrecker

A penis that has the ability to go so far inside of a female in sexual intercourse, that it makes the females colon or other internal organs slightly ache, itch, or bleed (maybe bleed if it's a 2 meter beater)

Megan: I hooked up with a guy last night, and he had a colon wrecker.
Julie: No way! How do you feel?
Megan: It was great, but my colon feels a little achy

by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016

Colon tattoo

If you are 18 years old and you like wieners in your colon you also like anal sex then you have a colon tattoo. What usually comes after this tattoo is a 3 dot tattoo which means you like double penetration.

Ooooo I see you have a colon tattoo Maria wanna go have butt sex.

by Mrs. humpalot March 25, 2023

Colon Camper

The turd lodged in the recesses of your colon that refuses to pass.

Bran muffin and the double prune smoothie be damned, that was one hell of a colon camper.

by kdbamaman November 16, 2012

Colonized-Boo

a term to indicate girls (mostly Asian) who wanna be colonized by their dominant white boyfriends.
Those girls usually look down on Asian guys, Black guys and other minorities.

She said "I only date white guys. It's just a preference."

What a Colonized-Boo!

by thegame September 15, 2020