colon joe

a kid that smells like shit is retarded

holy shit u sell like colon joe

by alan smith April 14, 2005

Amanda Colon

The best thing since sliced bread is the super short version. She is as beautiful as the sun and stars. She has a smile that sparkles and a laugh that makes any man weak. She may be manipulative at times but underneath it all she really truly cares. Amanda Colon is a princess that deserves the world and should be taken care of like the little one she is. She has passion and care like no other. Nobody can compare. This is only the short version on how to define Amanda Colon

Amanda Colon won the 2018 award for cutest princess

by tbrosen March 1, 2019

Colon devils

Diarrhea.

Are you ok?

No, I have a bad case of colon devils and I've been in the bathroom all day.

by Survivor Bob December 18, 2012

Colon Crown

Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.

My boss is not just an asshat, he's king of the asshats a real colon crown.

by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011

colon wrecker

A penis that has the ability to go so far inside of a female in sexual intercourse, that it makes the females colon or other internal organs slightly ache, itch, or bleed (maybe bleed if it's a 2 meter beater)

Megan: I hooked up with a guy last night, and he had a colon wrecker.
Julie: No way! How do you feel?
Megan: It was great, but my colon feels a little achy

by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016

Alex Colon

Absolute fucking blood bath

There was an Alex Colon last night on the boardwalk.

by Wild Hawg July 26, 2020

Colon Camper

The turd lodged in the recesses of your colon that refuses to pass.

Bran muffin and the double prune smoothie be damned, that was one hell of a colon camper.

by kdbamaman November 16, 2012