The Clincher

1. The factoid that seal's the deal basically. 'Case Closed'.

2. Track 1 on the album 'This type of thinking could do us in', by Chevelle.

"So it turns out there were no Weapons of Mass Destruction?" "Yeah! Here's the clincher; the President is just a dumbass that lied!"

by Korremar July 2, 2005

polynesian crunch

When you sit up-right, and crunch your stomach in, like you were doing a vertical sit-up. You do this repeatedly so that the food from your stomach goes down into your intestine, and you can eat more.
This is very helpful during eating competitions, and when you don't want to offend people at dinner. You can do it very subtly if you are good.

Dude, that guy dropped three stakes on my plate, what am I gonna do?
Don't sweat it man. Just work em out with the Polynesian crunch!

by Cornfed_88 December 19, 2008

Crunch

A person with such an overwhelming personality, it sucks the energy out of their peers.

"Kim, would you ever date that guy?"
"Nah Wang. He cute but he mad crunch doe."

by Mrs. 305 December 12, 2013

Suicide clutch

Contrary to popular belief, there is no such thing as a "suicide shift". Suicide clutch refers to a particular style of motorcycle clutch operated by the rider's left foot, instead of the more common left hand. This prevents the rider from placing both feet on the ground at a stop unless in neutral, thus allowing the motorcycle to fall to the left should the rider become unbalanced. Though gaining popularity in the seventies, the concept began with older-style Harley-Davidson and Indian motorcycle foot-actuated clutches which could be locked in a safe, disengaged position. Simplification of the system to prevent this locking mechanism became part of the motorcycle chopping phenomenon of the late sixties onwards. Gear shifting was accomplished with the left hand via some sort of shifting lever, usually adorned with lavish shift knobs. Sometimes called a jockey, tank or hand shift, depending on where the shift knob is located relative to the rider.

Nothin' fancy, just a suicide clutch and an 8-ball jockey shifter.

by Jimmy T. Kirkbride November 18, 2007

crunch out

to leave in a hurry.

"Crap, there's my ex. I'm going to have to crunch out before this gets nasty."

by mic dundee July 23, 2007

crunch wrap supreme

tasty mexican thing found at taco bell

Dude 1: ill have a crunch wrap supreme.
Jose: $5.95 at first windo

by crazymothafuckajones June 20, 2008

clinchpoop

a moronic person; an idiot.

Man, that guy is such a clinchpoop!

by Michelle V. September 11, 2005