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Chloella Cumshot

The most pathetic creature in all of the United States. It's had sex with nearly 60 men (and possibly women) and it's uterus is rotting out due to over exposure. The creature (still in teen years) likes to experiment with many drugs including Dope, Cocaine, Weed, and Herion. Pills are a possibility. The creature will act like a five-year-old in many cases and thinks laxatives are the next big thing. Refrain from becoming friends with this piece of Sh*t because it will only use you for what you want and make you do thing so it will stop whining. Avoid even making eye contact.
Chloella Cumshot is much like a Furby.
by Wind In My Fangs June 10, 2009
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Chloe

To find a Chloe is a great achievement, you will be very lucky. A Chloe is a girl who is very lovely and witty, which other fellow creatures wish to be like. If you give her a milkshake she will adore you, or her friend who she is often found called Gabriella who embrasses her 95% of the time. Unfortunately the Gabriella who will have unusally small feet will not stop stalking her.
Randomer: "Yo whatup chloe, hows it hanging?"
A Chloe: "Hmmm I'm alright thanks, if it's normal to have Gabbi running around me like a hyper five year old acting her shoe size not her real age"
A Gabriella: "Oh damnit, ooooooh- " - At this point a Gabriella would run off when she sees a Yellow or Pink butterfly.
by alleirbag April 12, 2008
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chloe sevigny

A chloe sevigny is someone so afraid of success that they consistently undermine their career by blowing losers like Vincent Gallo in shitty independent movies.
I can't believe Tootie had sex in front of everyone at the office party. That was so chloe sevigny.
by Pierre Leonard May 19, 2006
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Chloe

Chloe is so bae shes funny kind gentle loving person she gets really stressed though so don't let her keep all of here feelings to her self or else she goes into a great depression chloe is a great friend treat her as if so or else I'll hurt you
Chloe is bae
by cozzmic waflez September 7, 2016
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Chloé

Oh, she's such a Chloé
by NotAFuckingNerdBitch October 4, 2018
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Chloe

A very small psycho bitch, that falls head over heels for a dashing young man named Dec
by Toomeydec October 23, 2020
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Chloe

Someone who is very outgoing, likes a change, perhaps hair colour, or shoes, a Chloe is someone who is sensitive, bitchy but is always looking out for friends, she stands for what she believes in and if she says she's going to do something, she'll do it. Her true emotions are not seen by many people but if you're lucky enough to understand her and have her trust you will be in her good books. Do not get on her bad side.
Boy #1: uh-oh, here comes the bitch, part so she can walk through.

Boy #2: yeah its Chloe
by firrrrrrebitch October 14, 2012
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