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everything is chess

Just like chess, every decision in the game of life has an impact on the rest of your game. One bad move and your entire game is ruined or in the least, it makes it hard to recover from that bad choice. Ask mom for $40 just so you can get 20$? Chess...Souping up the Chipolte girl just so she gives you more chicken, chess.
Yo, yesterday i noticed that a cop pulled out in back of me a few lights back. My tags are expired so I hit that left and a right into Bristol Farms, got out and kept it moving. Everything is chess.
by MajorChess October 11, 2019
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dirty chess

Jizzing inside of a boxing glove so that when someone puts their hand in it they have a handful of cum on their hands
Muhammad Ali retired after someone pulled a dirty chess on him.
by VeryPhonyTony April 15, 2020
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Chess String

A sexual act where you string every piece of a chess set together like anal beads and slowly slide them into your lover.
For every unique piece you have to make love in a unique position, much like actual chess its VERY time consuming.
"I spent like FIVE HOURS chess stringing this weekend... I am wiped out!"
by LadyFuckwad April 30, 2020
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Law's Theory of Chess References

Law's Theory of Chess References has two main points.

1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.

“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”

“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”

“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”

Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”

2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."

Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
"Yet another substitution, Yes, it has become a chess match, " and the Color Commentator again paid homage to Law's Theory of Chess References before the 3rd quarter.
by knightwithoutarmoire May 7, 2020
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Stoner’s Chess

The act of ordering a pizza with your buddy and then strategically picking your slices so you get the most of your money as the two of you eat away at the pizza you’re sharing.
Tim and Alan got into an argument while playing Stoner’s Chess because Tim believed that Alan ate too more slices than he did; however, Alan claimed that he was just simply better at the game.
by Tim Books June 28, 2020
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CHESS

Chess is kinda like saying yes but you really mean it. Or you are really happy and all you can say is CHESS!
Hot girl: do you want to go out with me
You: CHESS!!
Or
Mom: we are going to Disney land!
You:CHESS!
by Machinemma5 April 19, 2018
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The chesse

Everythink what is necessary or possibe

Ex : don't be worry we will do the chesse in order to save your son from death
Ex :we must do the chesse if we want to gain this fight with terrorists
by Xvy December 9, 2017
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