Chess

If two people never sit down at a table and engage in the chess match, none of the pieces on the board, not even the queen (the most powerful piece) has any real power. The closer somebody gets you to the board, the more of the illusion you miss.

As long as somebody can get you to play chess, they can also get you to do what they want you to do.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Chess For Ninnies

A general term for anything stupid, bad, or weird; easily inserted into a sentence. Your typical negative slang phrase.

Person 1: “Hey did you hear that new song?”
Person 2: “I don’t listen to much new music, it’s all just chess for ninnies anyways.”
Person 1: “Maybe YOU’RE chess for ninnies!”

by Shmuppydoggle July 18, 2025

Chess

Different way of saying Yes

Mrs. Gonzalez: Are you guys gonna play Among Us?
Class: Chess!

by raiders2145698 December 3, 2020

chess

a game in which anal beads are actively present and involved.

GUY 1: "Hey bro, you wanna play chess"

GUY 2: " Yeah... let me grab my beads"...

by Holga135 October 8, 2022

chess vegans

friends and or people you like hanging out with

laura and jake are my favorite chess vegans.

by susuhhsug March 20, 2019

unsegregated chess

One small step for board games, one unusual step for humanity.

Trevin and Emily played unsegregated chess last year.

by djrympled January 20, 2018

Chess party

When 3 or more girls get together at one of their mother's houses and proceed to do the following activities in this order:
Play chess
Make a banana cake
Play animal jam
Dance/Workout to meme music
Pass out

Get drunk on water

Jenny: Hey Jayne let's go to your mum's and have a fucking chess party.
Jayne: No.

by ass_sukr October 10, 2018