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Chess String

A sexual act where you string every piece of a chess set together like anal beads and slowly slide them into your lover.
For every unique piece you have to make love in a unique position, much like actual chess its VERY time consuming.
"I spent like FIVE HOURS chess stringing this weekend... I am wiped out!"
by LadyFuckwad April 30, 2020
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Law's Theory of Chess References

Law's Theory of Chess References has two main points.

1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.

“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”

“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”

“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”

Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”

2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."

Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
"Yet another substitution, Yes, it has become a chess match, " and the Color Commentator again paid homage to Law's Theory of Chess References before the 3rd quarter.
by knightwithoutarmoire May 7, 2020
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Stoner’s Chess

The act of ordering a pizza with your buddy and then strategically picking your slices so you get the most of your money as the two of you eat away at the pizza you’re sharing.
Tim and Alan got into an argument while playing Stoner’s Chess because Tim believed that Alan ate too more slices than he did; however, Alan claimed that he was just simply better at the game.
by Tim Books June 28, 2020
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CHESS

Chess is kinda like saying yes but you really mean it. Or you are really happy and all you can say is CHESS!
Hot girl: do you want to go out with me
You: CHESS!!
Or
Mom: we are going to Disney land!
You:CHESS!
by Machinemma5 April 19, 2018
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The chesse

Everythink what is necessary or possibe

Ex : don't be worry we will do the chesse in order to save your son from death
Ex :we must do the chesse if we want to gain this fight with terrorists
by Xvy December 9, 2017
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The Chesse

The doctor made the chesse for save the child
by Xvy March 10, 2017
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sack chesse

To put a ball of chesse in a sack or a sock or to beat up
You got sack chesse in the stomch
by Joseph Manzella September 2, 2016
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