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bellend cheddar 

the white/yellow cheesy smelling smeg found under the foreskin of a hygienically challenged individual.
"whats that minging smell?"
"oh, that's just Dave, he's been churning out a good load of bellend cheddar"
bellend cheddar by Bobman UK October 25, 2006

half-clapper top cheddar

colby armstrong said it best on OTR, a hockey term meaning a quick slapshot where the stick is lifted half way, almost like a snap shot, with a quick release which sends the puck in the top section of the net over either of the goaltenders shoulders or glove and blocker
Theres Kesler with a half-clapper top cheddar snipe, Canucks lead 1-0

Gym Cheddar

That sweaty, cheesy amalgam that builds in the make groin crease after long, hot workouts.
I scratched my sack between sets and the ripe pungent stank of gym cheddar was all over my fingers.

I have to shower. The gym cheddar is real.
Gym Cheddar by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

header cheddar 

The gwak gwak 3000, ultimate head, instead of nut its cheddar 🧀. Girls go crazy for it
Yo Jonathan you got that header cheddar last night?

Yah man it was some of that good good she gave some sloppy toppy

Fuckk i think she got some nut on me

anal cheddar 

unidentifiable substance that lines the inner tissue of the anus, which is responsible for allowing smooth shit to come out smoothly
"that shit was rough...i must be running low on anal cheddar"
anal cheddar by ReTaRdbAbY January 11, 2008

Hung Cheddar 

Al and Jenn are hung cheds right miow. Hung Cheddar means that you are really hung over and need a greasey poutine.