1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.
2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).
3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.
4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.
5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.
6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.
7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.
8. frequently absent without leave
2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).
3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.
4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.
5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.
6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.
7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.
8. frequently absent without leave
You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?
I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
by factsmachine01 June 1, 2010
Get the calendrically challengedmug. When someone is doing something and you go up behind them and shake them vigorously while shouting, "CHALLENGE MODE!", causing them to totally screw up what they were doing.
It makes everything so much harder because it's challenge mode.
It makes everything so much harder because it's challenge mode.
Katy was doing her homework when David came up and shook her shoulders crazily and shouted, "CHALLENGE MODE!!!!11!1111!!1!!!". Katy's homework was ruined because her pencil went all over the place.
Then Katy pwnd the nubcake.
Then Katy pwnd the nubcake.
by bullsunshine November 1, 2009
Get the challenge modemug. When somebody doesn't use milk to eat their cereal yet still pours a bowl and uses a spoon.
Cereal challenged
Cereal challenged
by jakeyb123 August 15, 2014
Get the cereal challengedmug. The Superfecta Challenge is achieved by hooking up with someone in each of the four grades of high school in the span of a school year.
Tom: Yo, did you hear about Patrick's big weekend?
Mike: Nah, what happened?
Tom: He completed the Superfecta Challenge when he hooked up with that super hot senior
Mike: Nah, what happened?
Tom: He completed the Superfecta Challenge when he hooked up with that super hot senior
by Hinsdale Central May 13, 2016
Get the Superfecta Challengemug. what the fuck is this
by COCKER69420FUNNY July 17, 2021
Get the challenge videomug. A game in which the contender start masturbating in the title sequence of the British soap opera Hollyoaks and the challenge is to climax and finish before the end of the sequence.
You wouldn't believe it, but I was so close to cumming and beating the Hollyoaks challenge but before I could the opening finished.
by smegbottom November 16, 2017
Get the hollyoaks challengemug. I met a girl from the lonely hearts column last week, no wonder she was in there she was so facially challenged!
by BigBadBurny March 5, 2009
Get the facially challengedmug.