cereal

a delicious part of breakfast full of sugar and absolute goodness usually eaten out of a bowl with milk and eaten with a spoon, one of the greatest inventions in the world, cereal will continue to satisfy hungry people in the morning whether week day or week end

This morning I got out of bed and ate some delicious cereal with 1% milk. It tasted very good.

by Meep Council Member January 23, 2009

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Cereal Killer

A person who takes an inappropriate amount of milk from the carton for his own satisfactory, leaving a very small ounce of milk inside the carton, not thinking of the others who live in the household.

By doing so, the next person who has a desire for cereal, pours the leftover milk into his cereal bowl, leaving an uneven bowl of milk and cereal.

It is basically the person, or cereal killer, leaves a small amount of milk, and someone else attempts to eat cereal, but is instead left with little milk and a lot of cereal, blaming the suspect.

Steve: Hey, you alright? Did you eat any breakfast?

Jake: No, man, it was because of that cereal killer,

Craig.

Steve: Don't worry, dude, you're not alone. You're not the only person who lives with a cereal killer. I live with one, too.

by ProcrastinatingPanda June 14, 2011

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Mexican Cereal

N. Basically like normal cereal, but this time with South-of-the-Border fun. Replace cereal with corn chips. Replace Milk with Salsa. Pour in bowl and eat. It is a delicious way to enjoy the flavors of Mexico.

Linda: I want breakfast, but I'm so tired of boring American cereals.
Antoine: Don't fret, try this Mexican Cereal!
Both: Mmmmm!

by Jay Jay Cool Whip October 27, 2010

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