clammy cello

The sexual act of having anal sex with a femal whilst sitting in a chair, playing with her vagina with your right hand and her nipple with your left hand, the left hand reaching around the back to play with the far side nipple. This must be done with the female on the males lap, her facing outward.

I fucked a musician last night and decided to give her a clammy cello.

by Coup April 9, 2014

oklahoma cellar

The act of two people farting into each other's butts at the same time

Tina and Earl decided to take their relationship to the next level by trying to complete the rare Oklahoma Cellar

by LarryII March 24, 2017

lemon cello

A term used for dropping a condom in front of your lover.

Oh no! I lemon cello!

by Fruitfly03 July 12, 2018

Salty Cellarius

It all started because he didn't sit in a FUCKING seat and he has a small penis (im not gay)

Salty Cellarius You fucking whore

by Reesie‘s puffs May 6, 2019

Salty Cellarius

It all stated because he couldent sit in a FUCKING SEAT. And he has a small penis (Im not gay)

Salty Cellarius Is a fucking whore

by Reesie‘s puffs May 6, 2019

pocatello cello

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass

Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.

by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022

pocatello cello

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass

Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.

by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022