coffee

the reason i can't fall asleep

damn man this coffee is fucking me up

by bigfoot January 17, 2004

Coffee Snooters

Coffee Snooters involve crushing up caffeine pills (available at your local pharmacy) and insufflating (snorting) them in lines like llello. Isn't stronger than just eating caffeine, but hits much quicker. Less nausea too!

Hey, lets go get some coffee snooters and vodka!

by Wojo211 September 2, 2005

Coffee Ring

A brown ring left on your cock after fucking someone in the ass.

Next time wipe your ass better cuz i got a coffee ring.

by Bulldozatron June 14, 2011

Caffeine Hell

Being a caffeine addict and not having access to or means to procure caffeine. Usually followed by headaches, irritability, slight weakness, disorientation and possible sensitivity to light/sound.

"I ran out of coffee and I'm broke until the 15th, which is three days from now. I guess I'll be taking a little trip to caffeine hell, but on the third day I will rise again."

by sweet_sagittarius January 20, 2012

Coffeefall

An event that occurs when you brew a pot of coffee, less the pot. The coffee creates a waterfall or coffeefall from the top of the brewer.

Epic coffeefall is when this event covers the countertop creating a shallow coffee lake now known as lake coffee, and then generates a second much larger fall on the cabinet faces or dishwasher.

Benefits from coffeefall vary: from the house smells like fresh coffee to the counter /and floors are spotless now.

“This morning I had an EPIC coffeefall, but the house smells like fresh brewed coffee.”

by crazyonekid February 14, 2012

Coffee Dodger

An individual in your home or office who avoids making a new pot of coffee by filling their cup just enough to leave a minimal amount behind. The remaining dregs comprise roughly 1/4 to 2/3 of a standard cup, a magic threshold that keeps the Coffee Dodger from feeling obligated to brew a new batch.

"I was late for a meeting because some coffee dodger left a couple of sips in the pot and I had to brew a new one."

by Austin, Brian September 20, 2012

coffee and contemplation

A saying made by Stranger Things Jim Hopper David Harbour that is literally the meaning of life.

Hopper: “Mornigs are for coffee and contemplation”

by swimz$$&& May 9, 2018