Cabbage mouth

A low budget raggedy mouth bitch, who's always talking shit!

A poorly dressed female with bad teeth and rude with a cabbage mouth.

by NewBOOBS2010 January 27, 2010

cabbage

A prank often pulled in British secondary schools, where the unsuspecting victim's bag is turned inside out, or cabbaged.

The victim's bag is taken, emptied, turned inside out, refilled and returned to them, without them knowing anything about it.

Joe: Hey Jack! Shaun's not looking! Let's cabbage his bag!

Shaun: (looks under chair) Oh for God's sake!

by matthewj4x December 9, 2012

muff cabbage

A variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

When the word garbage is pronounced by jerseyites "garbage" actually sounds like "cabbage".

I choked on muff cabbage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.

by FreakNasty Trent October 19, 2010

Cabbage

to cabbage. the act of cabbaging someone is to grab their fist when they offer it for a fist bump. the term was coined because the created ball is said to look like a cabbage.
"cabbage" must be said after cabbaging someone.

FRIEND: wow that was amazing! knuckle-touch!
YOU: CABBAGE. but yeah, it was awesome.

by erverderh_kerderverh September 13, 2012

Cabbage

Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.

*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011

Hippie Cabbage

Cannabis.

Hey! Would you like to smoke some hippie cabbage?

by Skkeeezer October 7, 2009

Clapped cabbage

A clapped cabbage is similar to a cabbage except the clapped ones do more stupid things say a cabbage looses his money, a clapped cabbage would loose his money and his phone.

Keith asif you've lost your money and your phone you clapped cabbage.

by Mark lowe November 27, 2016