Bean Burrito

A bus full of Mexicans

i had to ride in a Bean Burrito to get over here!

by J_awesome May 21, 2011

Microwaveable Burrito

The second most unhealthy type of microwaveable foods. Delicious and satisfying, but capable of ruining your digestive normality. You're better off taking a laxitive, but what tastes better.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so hungry...

Guy 2: Go eat a microwaveable burrito.

by Burrito Bandit August 21, 2009

Dick Burrito

The male dips his weiner into refried beans then butt fucks his ho. Immediately after he is done he dips his weiner in nacho cheese and then continues to fuck the same anus

I had to pay the whore extra to let me make a dick burrito with her

by The Bash 'em Brothers May 27, 2011

flying burrito

When a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.

A man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. "Flying burrito" he says as he walks away laughing.

by The Big Ofer March 9, 2008

Guido Burrito

noun: A self proclaimed Guido of Latin descent. Most common origin is the Southwest. Guido Burritos take part in normal Guido activities and live by the motto Gym, Tan, Laundry. Unlike their Italian counterparts, they are not typically as muscular. In the Guido Burrito culture it is also acceptable to use mass amounts of of hair spray, and wear a rosary solely in an attempt to be fashionable. Other Guido Burrito fashion consists of Affliction and TapouT apparel. Most common sightings occur at local bars and clubs throughout the southwest.

Look at that Guido Burrito over there. Actin' like he's straight out of Jersey. More like straight out of the barrio.

by Profreshional Production November 24, 2010

Burrito Bread

White person way to say tortilla.

Girl 1: I tried the triple steak stack at taco bell, and the bun wasn't flat bread like I thought , it was burrito bread.

Girl 2: lolwut?

by jayzuss December 1, 2011

Burrito Job

its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.

#singlelyfe #singlelyfe #singlelyfe #singlelyfe

Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!

by jeever November 3, 2017