the kindest human ever. anybody would be lucky to even know him. he knows how to make you happy. he’s the most perfect boy. when he says that he loves you, he means it. he would risk his life to save yours. braeden burch is an amazing human.
by brizika July 19, 2018
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He let out the loudest Balcom Burp.
Wild.
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He let out the loudest Balcom Burp.
Wild.
by BNellie March 2, 2019
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Person 2: “How can a burp be gurthy?!”
Person 1: “If yknow, yknow. If you don’t then I guess your deez.”
Person 2: “…deez what?”
Person 1: “DEEZ NUTZ!”
Person 2: “How can a burp be gurthy?!”
Person 1: “If yknow, yknow. If you don’t then I guess your deez.”
Person 2: “…deez what?”
Person 1: “DEEZ NUTZ!”
by DogwaterAYO May 4, 2022
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Get the Bo Burnham mug.To artificially make something simple appear more complicated and difficult to understand for the purpose of job security or ego gratification. "He burched that code so he's the only one who knows how to fix it and they cant fire him." Conversely, frequently used by marsh-mellow brains incapable of abstract or logical thought, or amateurs who only understand the rudimentary aspects of their profession to justify their incompetence.
"My professor with his highfalutin PhD in Chemistry burched the procedure for making nitroglycerin when he showed us in class, claiming that it was highly unstable. So I skipped the nonessential burched steps when I mixed the nitric acid with the sulfuric acid. BTW, someone blew up my apartment building last night and I am in Intensive Care at the hospital."
by R.K. Surgeon October 2, 2013
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To totally suck the life out of a party or joke, or to even complain about something glorious that has happened to you.
To totally suck the life out of a party or joke, or to even complain about something glorious that has happened to you.
Example 1:
"Man my wedges are ready way to quickly"
"man stop Burching"
Example 2:
"wow this is the best party i have ever been too"
"The music is a bit loud"
"why must you burch"
Example 3:
"OMG I got a free nugget, someone better get fired for this, it is a complete waste of product"
"you are such a burcher"
"Man my wedges are ready way to quickly"
"man stop Burching"
Example 2:
"wow this is the best party i have ever been too"
"The music is a bit loud"
"why must you burch"
Example 3:
"OMG I got a free nugget, someone better get fired for this, it is a complete waste of product"
"you are such a burcher"
by Nayff June 4, 2014
Get the Burching mug.The act of closing a deal, usually dealing with someone who is a pain in the ass or unreasonable. The phrase refers to putting a crying baby to sleep, burp them and tuck them away to bed.
Sales person; "Dave, can you help me with this customer? She is being completely unreasonable and won't accept no for an answer."
Dave; "Do you need me to give her a burp and tuck?"
Dave; "Do you need me to give her a burp and tuck?"
by Montana Matty June 8, 2017
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