brew it and do it

A vital part of everyone’s morning routine, but can be done any time of day. It is the action of consuming coffee (the brew) followed by shitting (the do)

I can’t fit into my dress. I need to brew it and do it before we hit the club.

by Poops McGee November 1, 2017

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Get the brew it and do itmug.

Brew Shy

(adjective) Slow or reluctant to partake in generally round-based tea and/or coffee making, usually in an office environment.

Colleague 1: Has Bish made a brew this month?
Colleague 2: Nah mate, he's brew shy. You're more likely to die of thirst.

Colleague 1: I'll just make one myself then...

by lumpyrelish February 10, 2018

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Do the brew

To complete an assignment or task given by another person

“Did you do the brew?”
“Yes, they won’t be troubling you anymore.”

by DJ Moist September 9, 2020

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Witches brew

When u open thy pussay and put vegetables and boiling water in there and mix it with thy cock

I did witches brew with aj

by Kingwingwong April 12, 2023

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Birmingham Brew

When a man shits, pisses, vomits, and cums into a coffee machine and brews it

Jake did a nasty Birmingham Brew yesterday

by Rionox December 22, 2022

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A brew bro is any guy with a lifted truck and a famous shirt.. usually from the 909 or I.E. but they seem to be popping up everywhere now. They're called brew bros because thats the way they ask for a beer.

909 guy: Hey Taylor, can you pass me a brew bro
Taylor: What kind ? Natty or bud light..
909 guy: Who cares, just pass me brew bro

by brewmaster October 26, 2007

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