Brayden Charmon-Johnston

a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite

"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"

"um... ive got a knife?"

"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"

by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009

Brayden Robinson

Amazing you YouTuber who has a 9 inch cock. He’s dark hair and gets the girl . He also usually has hazel blue eyes. He loves the outdoors and enjoys hunting and fishing

Brayden Robinson was at the bank getting some racks

by Brayden Robinson May 25, 2018

Braped

To be smacked intensely by someones bag, mostly done on purpose.

Bag + Rape = Braped

*Girl smacks stranger with her bag*
Strangers friend: Dude, she just braped you!
*Girl and friends laugh*

by youjustgotbraped September 21, 2009

Brayden

A very annoying boy who is a theater geek and loves to speak foreign languages. Brayden always tries to keep his emotions inside but does not always let that happen. Although he can be annoying and loud he is still a very, nice, lovable, person.

He must be a Brayden if he loves theater that much!

by Is swell November 12, 2018

Braydon

A closeted gay man. Typically shoves bottles up his ass and enjoyes it. Also likes to call females while a fellow friends balls are on his face. Enjoys anal.

Oh you know braydon! Bottle boy?

by Utah girl July 12, 2019

Brayden

The sexiest person you can find!👄 He is most likely to have 3 or more girlfriends at the same time!💋💦❤️ If you have a Brayden in your life... careful! He loves the bedroom 😏

Oh my God Brayden was a beast last night!…

by Gucci cuatro January 30, 2019

Brayden

A lanky autistic cunt.

Fuck you, Brayden

by Hapue September 4, 2018